Ansem, our hapless hero, finally had an epiphany that left everyone wondering how he managed to overlook it for so long: using his hands to block hits instead of his face! For years, Ansem’s strategy involved absorbing punches like a sponge, much to the delight of his opponents and the horror of his face. One fateful day, however, a light bulb moment (or maybe just a lack of another head injury) inspired him to raise his hands.
As his hands met the punch instead of his face, the crowd erupted in laughter and disbelief. Since then, Ansem has become a legend, not for his bruised face, but for his dramatic, over-the-top hand blocks that resemble a bad mime performance more than a combat technique. His opponents are now left puzzled and amused, while Ansem struts around with newfound confidence, hands up, face out of the line of fire, and a grin that says, “Why didn’t I think of this before?”
